Be Nice

Eat rice

Be mean

Eat beans

Be pretty

Go fuck sally

Be rich

Suck lots of dicks

Be happy

Go fuck ally

Be healthy

Dont get std

Live a long life

Fuck your neighbor's wife

Be vigilant

Steal your neighbor's dog

Have 9 lives

Steal your neigbor's cat

Wanna be wise

Be a high school teacher

Wanna die young

Work at a brothel

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