226. Deranged Hooker
Note: This is a work of fiction motherfucker She plays golf on Sundays with her stupid dog On Mondays she goes to work at the office Then has group sex with her pilates friends Tuesday is reserved for the horny CEO On Wednesdays the policemen from department geek get to fuck her for free On Thursdays she prays Fridays are reserved for her VIP clients Saturday is the day she gets to fuck 5 random men in her 6 hour shift Note: This is a work of fiction motherfucker The roster is complete