109. 04 January 2026 - Sorry Elsa

Dear Elsa,

I haven't seen you in 3 days. Sorry for cancelling our 9pm date today.

I am unwell. I am lying in my bed thinking of you. Jupiter is a thousand light years away from MyAnus and Uranus.

I wish we were together every night. You are the lone star in my lonely life. I have had many lovers in this long life. None of them makes me feel like you do.

Your blue eyes shine with strength and love. I am in Pluto which was a real planet in the 1980s. Now we know it was fake news just like the size of my 8 inch penis.

Does size matter baby? I hope mine can make you happy. We have been secret lovers for close to a year now. Sorry for being unfaithful.

Elsa. Sorry for being unfaithful. I had an affair with a Spanish named Claire. Hold on. I can't remember if she was Spanish or Irish. Anyway, who cares.

Na zdrowie or na zdrowia. Polish women are the best. I first kissed a Polish woman somewhere in Warsaw many years ago. I forgot her name. Anyway, who cares.

I am really lonely now and I wish I was with you right now. As I told you a while ago, I have a terrible headache. I may be losing my mind thinking of you.

Sorry, I only got you Maltesers last Thursday. Was it Thursday or Friday? Honestly, I can't remember bae. You gave me the best gift a man could ever have.

Your tasty lips and the way you spread your legs when you let me in the second time around. The gravity is heavier in Jupiter. As a native of Pluto, my knees are weak compared to your mighty love.

Elsa, sweet Elsa be my best friend for ever. I will write here everyday for you to remember me. I lav u. I always will.

Lav,
James Dizzy Honestly Crazy



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