935. blunt fiction 💋
Dear Diary,
There are voices in my head
Jesus said
Your vagina has a better ROI
...
The revelation of saint paux to my clitoris
1. You spent 12 years in g school
2. Plus 2 or more in uni
3. Couldn't get a stable job
4. Drowned in university debt and travelling
5. Options?
Prostitution
...
Sadly and
Unfortunately your
Education is useless
...
Vagina wins
...
In case you are wondering...
I am a female sex worker in the North Pole
My favourite client is a penguin
Santa pays me well
Hoe hoe hoe
P.S.
Sucking your cock makes me happy daddy
